purplebuddhaquotes:

“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”

— Juliette Lewis

thebootydiaries:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

quotespile:

“The paradox of education is precisely this — that as one begins to become conscious one begins to examine the society in which he is being educated.”

— James Baldwin, The Price of the Ticket

prozc:

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

snoopingasusualisee:

just trying to do my bestpacito here

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“The people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else … learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.”

— Neil Gaiman

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

messyhealy:

my talents include: fucking things up, and being a fucking idiot

campfireharvest:

micspam:

micspam:

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

chronicallycreeping:

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them